EUREKA!

The California State Motto, meaning “I have found it!, ” is appropriate both for the state where the gold rush happened and for my state of being when –while rambling the aisles of the Bangor Target store– I stumbled upon THIS:

This mug, from Contigo, is my Holy Grail of Travel mugs! It has every feature I have wanted:

Grippy base so as not to scratch a table (or roof of my car when I set it down) or tip as easily.

Grippy middle so as not to accidentally deposit the mug in my lap.

It’s not boring silver.

Handle, for when I want to use a handle.

A CARABINER-style handle….

the bottom of the handle opens up so that I can hang it on a handle or slide it over the edge of the crates I use to lug stuff to teach quilting classes:

Keeps things HOT–tho according to reviews here on Amazon.com, I may soon be able to get an even better thermally insulated version (so we’re holding off buying another one, for Paul, until we can get that version… and perhaps bequeath mine to the kids as long as I can get the other version in not-silver).

And DRUM ROLL PLEASE!

This is me pouring hot water into the mug:

This is me, after screwing on the lid, holding the mug upside down…. and it DOES NOT LEAK!!!!!!!!!

Now my $%*(_) cup-holder in my car won’t slosh tea all over the dashboard!  Now I won’t slop tea onto stuff in my teaching crates.

I am a HAPPY CAMPER!

My friend Jacquie the QuiltMuse sent me this and of course I had to share…. I used to live in DC and one of the highlights of the newspaper year was when these definitions would come out…. they are ALWAYS hilarious. Just goes to prove that bureaucrats and politicos (well, some of them) DO have a sense of wit!

Here is the Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. —-some of the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
3. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
4. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
5. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
6. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
7. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
8. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
9. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
10. Decafalon (n): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido: All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic Fit (n): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

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The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. And the winners are:
1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.
3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.
7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.
13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms.
15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent, (n) An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

Just a quick “business-y” note:

I’ll be…yippeeee!!!!!….. heading off to a workshop at ProChem in Fall River, Mass., next week. I’m taking the second week of Color Mixing for Dyers with Carol Soderlund. I head down on Monday (and hope to stop at the new Ikea near Boston en route), about a 6 hour drive if I were to go non-stop (not!). I have blogposts set to publish while I’m gone….

The next set of posts will be closeups of the pieces at Zoot Coffee House (see earlier post dated October 3rd). If anyone is interested in purchasing one, just drop me an e-mail either through a comment here or via the contact me link on my website (look up at the top menu bar for the hotlink). I’m not sure if I’ll have internet while in Fall River, so if you don’t hear from me until I get home next weekend, it means no Wi-Fi!

Finally, Dianne in Annapolis had a great question: how exactly do I mount those pieces on the canvas? Perfect for a tutorial. PLUS, I had mounted the pieces I made for the two “On the Edge” articles in Quilting Arts Magazine (about finishing the edges of quilts) and wanted to blog about display alternatives. So, when I get back, I promise to show a couple of ways to do this. I really gotta convince a publisher to let me do edge finishes and display alternatives as a book, or else self-publish! Too many ideas, never enough time. Anyway, keep popping back in for more good stuff –with pictures– starting tomorrow!

It would seem there are a lot of conversations being repeated in families across America. I found the link to this HILARIOUS You Tube video on my friend Deborah’s blog, and if you are a mom and go to watch this, I warn you now: DO NOT have a sip of anything in your mouth or you’ll short out the keyboard!

Now, back to our regularly scheduled blogging.